They look like the things they look like

I've sold out and added a Photo Album to my blog so that people can be perverted and stare at me and my friends in the awkward situations I've posted to the internet for all to see. That didn't make sense.

Anyways, there's folders of pictures of random people and places under "Albums", and then there's some photos I'm particularly proud of (ie the 1 in every 100 photos that vaguely looks like what it's supposed to) that I've placed under "Originals". If you're interested in obtaining full size copies of any of the photos you can kiss my arse. Or email me.

It's a boy!

Now normally I don't cover entertainment/human-interest stories, but this is a special occassion. Yup, Britney Spears has given birth to a bouncing fat baby boy. It's apparently named after a Northern England football club, but more on that later.

The Britney Spears Live! DVD is due out October 2nd

Now, you may say its unlike me to welcome into the world a baby doomed to a life of misery (yes, misery) - but this is an opportunity for Britney Spears to prove she can do something vaguely useful with her life (let's face it, she hasn't even come close so far). Namely, successfully raise a child in Texas. Pitfalls of such an environment include (but are not limited to) mass hype over creationism Intelligent Design and the hysterical enforcement of the 2nd ammendment.

Celebrities turned up to the birth-giving ceremony at the UCLA Medical Center in Santa Monica, California to wish Spears a happy birth after 29 well earned hours of labour. Michael Jackson emerged stating only that "[he likes] them fat". Other well-wishers included George Bush who took time out of his busy schedule to visit the star whose house borders with his ranch. When reporters questioned him on the scale of devastation caused on the Gulf Coast and whether that's where his attention would be better placed, he simply replied "of course there's devstation, we caused it. Where the hell do you think we've been bombing the last two years?"